Intro

If my advertising education has taught me anything it's that good stories should have one foot in truth and one in fiction. So this is my warning to you; be weary of what I write, I am after all only a year away from being a professional persuader.
I imagine his will be a bit like the part in High Fidelity (if you haven't seen it go to Blockbuster or whatever right now) when John Cusacks exgirlfriend's new boyfriend walks into Championship Vinyl and John, Barry and Dick go through several dream sequences of beating him senseless before we realize that they don't do anything to him. This might just turn into my dream sequence.